Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black’s been catching her z’s in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. She kno. The Accidental Vampire is the seventh book in the Argeneau Vampire series by popular romance author Lynsay Sands. The Accidental Vampire is, like all the. Read “The Accidental Vampire An Argeneau Novel” by Lynsay Sands with Rakuten Kobo. Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black’s.
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She knows there’s more to being undead than what she saw in Draculabut she sanxs very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting etiquette. I figured, oh hey! He took the opportunity to stretch his lynsqy and legs, relieved to be out of the car.
Ward 1st October When Victor and DJ arrive, they realize that the situation is a little more complex. My first real paranormal romance — not YA, not vampire hunting with a side of relationship, but an honest-to-goodness real-live romance novel.
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I did not care for the narrator of the audiobook, however. It was a high-pitched scream that woke Elvi. She knows there’s more to being undead than what she saw in Dracula, but she can’t very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting etiquette.
Book Review – The Accidental Vampire by Lynsay Sands
She never knew her sire, so she has basically had to figure this whole thing out by herself. I hope the rest of the Argeneau books are as good as this one. The cheesecake emergency and then the other “cheesecake emergency” had me laughing. Elvi closed the door on her further protest and moved toward the coffin, but paused when her eye caught the time on the digital clock on her dresser.
It like reading a good book and the last 5 pages are missing 8 of 9 people found this review helpful. Lynsay Sands writes with a light-hearted touch and there are plenty of opportunities for humour in The Accidental Vampire, as Elvi realises that she can eat cheesecake and sleep in a real bed not a coffin after five years of abstinence.
Ratings and Reviews 3 93 star ratings 3 reviews. The entire book downloaded for me.
Como lo e dicho muchas veces: Victor is sent to a bampire town in Ontario after hearing rumors of a female vampire Elvi living openly as a vampire amongst the mortals, and feeding off of them.
As DJ had said, drawing attention to herself with this ad was considered a major faux pas. Wake a Sleeping Tiger. Apparently the town felt bad for Elvi not having a mate and they put the ad in the paper for her.
Want to Read saving…. Her name is not even Elvi! They make me laugh.
Acccidental see movies like, for vajpire, The Da Vinci Code, and am astonished that apparently, in every single stage of production, everyone involved failed to notice — and remark upon — the fact that “This can’t be this — the fleur de lis! Publisher’s Summary Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black’s been catching her z’s in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic.
The Accidental Vampire (Audiobook) by Lynsay Sands |
In this book the recluse Victor gets sent on a case thinking they have an immortal breaking every law amoung their kind. ArgeneauBook 7 Length: It’s humorous and romantic and a bit of mystery added.
Love to listen to books doing my house work. With the help of her quick thinking best friend Mabel and the rest of the residents of Port Henry Elvi has been coping with her undead existence for the last five years.
When he is sent to Port Henry on a c Up till now I didn’t know much about Victor except he’s Vincent’s father, has the same genetic anomaly as his son so they can’t feed of bagged blood and that his lifemate, Marion, died a few centuries ago burned at the stake. So, for the past 5 years, she has been sleeping in a coffin full of dirt, dressing like Morticia Adams, stayed away from religious artifacts, avoided sunlight like the plague, got rid of every mirror in her house, and hasn’t eaten.
That would be Elvii. But these vampires are not really vampires and she will learn her lesson. Except it makes it that much harder to forgive the characters for having the reasoning powers of a developmentally disabled toddler.
Madisyn Drake is a rare breed of cat shifter…a loner, unpredictably wild, and emotionally distant. Sansd woman was waving a body brush wildly in the air at a bat lunsay was swooping just as wildly around the room near the ceiling.
It was great fun playing with she and Victor. Plus it’s a take on Elvira. So, I sent her the only sannds I had. LOL So a bunch of vampires show up as her possible suitors, all there to find out if she could be their life mate.
Imagine what she did once she found out she could,lol. Would you like us to take another look at this review? Five hundred people in this town? Interested in the series?
He even avoids contact with Vincent, his son, and the only thing that keeps him going is his job as an law enforcer for the council. I loved them all. Lo and behold a half a dozen vamps show up and they are super nice, friendly and accommodating – yes, because apparently Walt Disney was the co-author.